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Dating Naked Episode 3 Recap: Ride-Or-Die Nude Ziplining, A Crotch Shot Nudity Lawsuit and More
  • VH1 Dating Naked Episode 3 - Well at this point, the first season of Dating Naked has ended. But the good thing is, it's been renewed for another season! So we'll get to view more embarrassing nude first dates, more nude sports and maybe more nude wedding(s)? Here's my review of episode 3, which can be a particular one because it resulted in a litigation (more on that later).
    In this episode, we meet 28-year old Diane from New York and Keegan, 26, from Pennsylvania. Both simply came out of 5 year long relationships and are ready for new love.
    Both strip down for their date, and this is one little part of the show that I've never enjoyed. It is like they can not reveal the private parts on TV, so instead they hone in on the private undergarments to make it a little more lascivious. This episode is kind of an exception, but there is generally a little too much concentrate on the undressing.
    Diane and Keegan meet nude and the awkwardness is palpable. Diane is intimidated by how pretty Keegan is. They speak, assess each other out a bit and continue to go on their romantic spear fishing date. Putting on snorkel equipment and stabbing fish? What could be fucking on beach !
    I don't think this is what Katie bargained for when she requested a "ride or die kind of man." Photo: VH1 Naked Relationship
    Keegan nabs a miniature fish that did not deserve to perish. Diane on the other hand, gets the big catch worth cooking (or trying to anyway). They relax on a boat with some wine and make an effort to really get to understand each other. But for all the things about how being naked takes down boundaries, Keegan does a great job of keeping his up. Diane makes the attempt but he clearly does not want to open up. They return back for their rooms at the villa, say goodnight and hope for better 2nd dates.
    Diane's second date is with Dan. Dan is clearly nervous and chatters away as though silence might kill them both. Compared to Keegan, Dan is an open publication. We quickly learn he is never had a serious relationship and lost his virginity at the age of 24 (not that there's anything wrong with that). He continues to discuss nonstop as they go paddle boarding. The two of them sat on one single paddleboard. Diane is turned off by his yak, but later warms up to his gentlemanly ways.
    Keegan's second date is with Jessie from Long Island, NY. She comments on how well-endowed Keegan is and that it is fine to know this upfront. She is tremendously comfortable being naked and thinks nothing of it. For their date, they cover each other in mud as a spa treatment and Keegan gets this to be a little too close. Thus we have our first instance of male arousal on the show! No full-on erections but he does get just a little aroused. Jessie doesn't seem to care and is truly flattered to think that she'd something to do with it.
    They toss around a football while the mud is drying and then Jessie playfully handles him. That is where it all went wrong as far as filming over the genitals go. For one split second when this episode first aired, the clouding tech (I only made up that name) missed a spot. Jessie's vulva and anus were shown for all to see. It was only for a split second and most people probably missed it, but as far as she's concerned, it was a life-ruining moment.
    While all of US understand this isn't really true, demonstrating so may help win her 10 million dollar suit that she's brought against VH1's parent company - Viacom (in addition to two other production companies). In her suit, she claims this split second mishap resulted in her going through severe emotional distress, mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment. She agreed to get nude on reality television facing camera crews together with the rest of the world, but a crotch shot .
    In accordance with an article in the NY Post, Jessie got made fun of on the Internet and her grandma is probably mad. She is also promising that a new flame never called her back after the episode aired, destroying any chance they might've otherwise had for a long-term relationship.
    That is truly the sign of an actual ideal partner one that would a dump a girl because her crotch showed up on TV for a second. But funnily enough, the fact that she went on a nude relationship show trying to find love wasn't the supposed dilemma in any respect.
    And now back to the naked daters. After their second dates, ever